I really don't know what you want me to say.

jesusfuckmechrist:

He told me to
think of him
whenever I looked
at the stars

So I stopped
looking
at
them

(via sonder-inpravda)

(via sonder-inpravda)

primisthebomb:

you’ve got your olive oil

virgin olive oil

extra virgin olive oil

olive oil with a questionable past

(via sonder-inpravda)

odgehog:

sherlockedforwho:

taintedhumor:

this is my blogging face

I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like

I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.

(via guthriemartins)

• dad: you're up early
• me:
• dad: you never went to sleep did you

snapchatting:

fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post

(via boy-between-the-ears)

watching munro chambers video of him and thomas dancing and ass rolling always cheers me up

ahh much better

barackobamallamadingdongshazam:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how adorbale Aislinn is.

(via boy-between-the-ears)

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

(via attrctive)

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via jooseandmuffins)

suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

(via jooseandmuffins)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via jooseandmuffins)

thedarkestsun:

i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done

(via p0rcelain-grey)

super-wholock-avengers:

thebluscout:

I was so fucking confused for like 3 minutes just looking at it like ti la couch me re do and then i realized

ti la couch

(via jooseandmuffins)

(via jooseandmuffins)